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  1. 12th August 16, 01:43 PM #241
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedjohn View Post
    A visit from the piano tuner:

    2) Someone asked him if he played the piano by ear. He replied that he found it more convenient to use his hands.
    He should have added that he also fiddled with his whiskers.
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    Cats with fur balls and Highland athletes often throw things up in public.

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    Wounds heal better when bandaged. It's a matter of gauze and effect.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  7. 13th August 16, 08:14 PM #244
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    My pet mouse, Elvis, died.

    He was caught in a trap.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  9. 13th August 16, 08:21 PM #245
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    I, for one, like Roman Numerals
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Aye was gonna post another variation on the scotsman and his sheep meme but they seem to have been all ewesd and abewesd before ...
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  13. 15th August 16, 01:52 PM #247
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    Eeew, baaaad.

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    I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
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    I wear cowboy boots because I like ranch dressing.
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    The crust of a cow pie is usually sun baked.
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