Originally Posted by Kiltedjohn A visit from the piano tuner: 2) Someone asked him if he played the piano by ear. He replied that he found it more convenient to use his hands. He should have added that he also fiddled with his whiskers.
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Profane James
Cats with fur balls and Highland athletes often throw things up in public.
Wounds heal better when bandaged. It's a matter of gauze and effect.
Originally Posted by Alan H Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
My pet mouse, Elvis, died. He was caught in a trap.
I, for one, like Roman Numerals
Aye was gonna post another variation on the scotsman and his sheep meme but they seem to have been all ewesd and abewesd before ...
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Marc E Ferguson - IT Manager Clan Fergusson Society of North America ------------------------------------------------ Nosce te ipsum - Dulcius ex asperis - insert wittty tri-fecta latin-ism here
Eeew, baaaad. JMB
I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
I wear cowboy boots because I like ranch dressing.
GrainReaper
The crust of a cow pie is usually sun baked.
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