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    I tried to get seats for the big game,
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    The busy barber had a barber queue
    There’s a sneeze coming right atchoo
    The diet I’m on is wearing me thin
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    The electrician, arriving home in the wee hours, was asked by his wife, "Why are you getting insulate?"

    His response, of course, was, "Watts wrong? I got Ohm, didn't I?"

    If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couper View Post
    The electrician, arriving home in the wee hours, was asked by his wife, "Why are you getting insulate?"

    His response, of course, was, "Watts wrong? I got Ohm, didn't I?"

    What a reVOLTing pun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    What a reVOLTing pun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    What a reVOLTing pun!
    I find it shocking that you resist the need to amp the electrical pun surge. Were you just Tessla our wits?
    Last edited by Tarheel; 14th September 16 at 04:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couper View Post
    The electrician, arriving home in the wee hours, was asked by his wife, "Why are you getting insulate?"

    His response, of course, was, "Watts wrong? I got Ohm, didn't I?"
    Of course, then she grounded him.

    JMB

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    You guys should be on the electrical pun circuit to collect the cover charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taskr View Post
    You guys should be on the electrical pun circuit to collect the cover charge.
    Wire you encouraging us?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    If I meet a lovely woman who makes puns, I cannot resistor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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