Your worst puns

[Kiltedjohn]

And then there was the violent criminal named Watt, who was charged with battery.

[MNlad]

My sibling has taken to wearing men's clothing—a bit of a transistor.

[Mikilt]

True story!

I've a friend whose husband is a bourbon aficionado. She mentioned that they were going to a bourbon festival in Bardstown, Kentucky this weekend.

At first, I wanted to make a pun about prosing for a picture in Bardstown.

Instead, I said, "You know, the bourbon we get out here isn't as good as the bourbon in the city. I guess we drink sub-bourbon. "

[Tarheel]

A visual aid for construction workers. Wrong on so many levels.

[Mikilt]

I've never tipped a cow.

Then again, a cow has never served me food.

[Kiltedjohn]

Came across these un"bear"able puns while on holiday.


http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/jo...tml?sort=3&o=1

This one is particularly relevant to kilt-wearers.

http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/jo...tml?sort=3&o=0

(I had no end of difficulty getting the links to work. I hope they work now!)

[GrainReaper]

It would behoove you to avoid the streets during the Pamplona encierro.

[Mikilt]

Are you a fan of music puns? Well, aria?

[Mikilt]

My sheet music was stolen by a clef-tomaniac.

[LANCER1562]

Mikilt,

You're going to get into treble for that pun.