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5th November 16, 02:50 PM
#301
A classical studies professor split his trousers and took them to a tailor to fix
Euripides?
Yes. Eumenides?
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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5th November 16, 04:52 PM
#302
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th November 16, 03:49 PM
#303
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I saw my maths teacher at the beach. He was a tan gent.
Sine of the times.
If you are going to do it, do it in a kilt!
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8th November 16, 03:57 PM
#304
A long time ago a maths teacher named Div could solve any problem with a mere glance. He Div-eyed it
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th November 16, 04:15 PM
#305
I was kicked out of maths class because of too many infractions.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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9th November 16, 05:23 AM
#306
A visiting Scotsman in Canada
A Scotsman visits Canada for the first time. When he sees a strange looking animal pass by, he asks a local, "What was that?" The local guy tells him that it was a moose. The Scot's jaw drops to the floor as he exclaims, "That's a moose? Then I definitely don't want to see your rats!"
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9th November 16, 04:57 PM
#307
If you see an open wardrobe, closet.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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24th November 16, 08:06 AM
#308
Today is a National holiday in the US. I remembered last night to shut off my morning wake-up alarm. Had I forgotten, it would have been a rude awakening, so to speak.
If I slept in the buff, I'd have a nude awakening
Being woken by a motorboat is an Evinrude awakening
Kilted Lebowkskis have a dude awakeing
After a bad trip, a quaalude awakening
Attorneys have sued awakenings
Peeping Toms have lewd awakenings
Birds have brood awkenings
Ghosts have booed awakenings
Chefs have food awakenings
Women in hairnets have snood awakenings
Oil drillers have crude awakenings
Newly captive animals have zooed awakenings
Last edited by Mikilt; 24th November 16 at 08:12 AM.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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24th November 16, 09:32 AM
#309
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Today is a National holiday in the US. I remembered last night to shut off my morning wake-up alarm. Had I forgotten, it would have been a rude awakening, so to speak.
If I slept in the buff, I'd have a nude awakening
Being woken by a motorboat is an Evinrude awakening
Kilted Lebowkskis have a dude awakeing
After a bad trip, a quaalude awakening
Attorneys have sued awakenings
Peeping Toms have lewd awakenings
Birds have brood awkenings
Ghosts have booed awakenings
Chefs have food awakenings
Women in hairnets have snood awakenings
Oil drillers have crude awakenings
Newly captive animals have zooed awakenings
Zymurgists have brewed awakenings
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24th November 16, 03:48 PM
#310
Originally Posted by ibrew4u
Zymurgists have brewed awakenings
Guys with tartan trousers have trewed awakening
Cobblers have shoed awakening
From 1901 to 1904, Picasso had a blued awakening
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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