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  1. 24th November 16, 08:16 PM #311
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    Mikilt, a master of puns, a "who new" awakening.

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  3. 26th November 16, 07:15 PM #312
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    I'm prone to lying.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation device with the lie detector. I will defib you later.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  7. 8th December 16, 07:52 AM #314
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    Someone who makes up a story to join the enemy camp is a lie defector.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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  9. 8th December 16, 08:10 AM #315
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    All roads lead to roam.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Guys with tartan trousers have trewed awakening
    Cobblers have shoed awakening
    From 1901 to 1904, Picasso had a blued awakening
    Didn't Sherlock Holmes used to have clued awakenings? And those chimney sweeps have flued awakenings.

    JMB

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  13. 11th December 16, 03:54 PM #317
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    True story.

    After a long night at a party, just to be nice, I offered my lady friend a foot massage. She accepted my offer and I gave her a nice foot massage.

    I said, "I don't do this for everyone you know. Just for you because I rub you"

    Facepalm. My pun earned a facepalm. I couldn't be prouder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    As Adam said on the night before Christmas...

    "Merry Christmas, Eve."

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    If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.
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    If you invite an insomniac to a sleepover, they will be up for it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    My neighbor had a sex-change operation. I knew something was amiss.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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