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    Quote Originally Posted by bikercelt1 View Post
    That's not a pun, it's a shaggy dog story!
    I found that story a bit ruff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Really a McQueen View Post
    I found that story a bit ruff.
    I think it deserves a-paws. And don't you fur-get it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Oh dear

    To coin a phrase, some puns are just adollarable. But it makes cents to peso myself. Too many puns too fast and everyone will begin to yuan. Yen again, there are guys like me who put on their pence one leg at a dime. Just being franc. I don't want to shekel my own creativity, I am just keeping it rial.

    I don't know any good jokes, so I pun in leu. I think I've think I've made my mark. But I still feel guilder at times because my puns are so kona.

    I should quid while I am ahead, lest I cause some drachma. Euro just going have to excuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    That's enough to make you £ your head against the wall.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    That's enough to make you £ your head against the wall.
    That pun is sterling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    That's enough to make you £ your head against the wall.
    The currency of Ghana is the cedi (pronounced "seedy"). Some of these currency puns are a bit cedi.

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    Nothing like a bit of centsless humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedjohn View Post
    The currency of Ghana is the cedi (pronounced "seedy"). Some of these currency puns are a bit cedi.
    Anyone who says otherwise is a lira.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Just looked up a list of world currencies, in search of further inspiration. Straight away I discover that the currency of Armenia is the "dram" (yes, really!). What better way to celebrate the New Year?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedjohn View Post
    Just looked up a list of world currencies, in search of further inspiration. Straight away I discover that the currency of Armenia is the "dram" (yes, really!). What better way to celebrate the New Year?!!

    Actually, I am not a drinker. So spare me the dram-a
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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