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Thread: Your worst puns

  1. 5th January 17, 05:08 AM #361
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Year on, Mister! Next chime indeed.
    Don't make me come up there and put you two in time out.

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  3. 5th January 17, 08:50 AM #362
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    Watch yourselves. This could get nasty.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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  5. 5th January 17, 10:53 AM #363
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    Hear about the fire at the traveling circus? It was in-tents.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  7. 5th January 17, 04:01 PM #364
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    Police canvassed the crowd, but could not find the culprit. They suspect it was someone just clowning around.
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  9. 11th January 17, 03:53 PM #365
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    The same mustard as before.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  11. 12th January 17, 10:07 AM #366
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    Just thought I'd come back to this thread and ketchup on the latest puns.
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  13. 13th January 17, 04:16 PM #367
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    Just thought I'd come back to this thread and ketchup on the latest puns.
    You mayo you may not.

    JMB

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  15. 14th January 17, 11:10 AM #368
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    relish

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    You mayo you may not.

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    Meriwether Lewis said they had boiled elk meat and ate it with relish.

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    A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

    When it came time to pay,

    The skunk didn't have a scent
    The deer didn't have a buck
    So they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  19. 14th January 17, 01:58 PM #370
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    So they put the meal on the duck's bill.
    Quacks me up.
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