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14th January 17, 02:48 PM
#371
 Originally Posted by MNlad
Quacks me up.
These puns have turned fowl.
OblSB, PhD, KOSG
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." -Socrates
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14th January 17, 04:59 PM
#372
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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14th January 17, 07:28 PM
#373
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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14th January 17, 10:39 PM
#374
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll. 
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
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15th January 17, 08:52 AM
#375
In other words, food for thought?
I accidentally burned my thesaurus the other day. I would tell you how sad that makes me feel but I'm at a loss for words.
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18th January 17, 07:28 PM
#376
I had a difficult time as a rubbish collector because of miasma.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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18th January 17, 07:37 PM
#377
I saw a movie about killer whales. The soundtrack was well orcastrated.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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19th January 17, 12:15 PM
#378
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I had a difficult time as a rubbish collector because of miasma.
Was your asthma acting up due to an allergy to the trashy business.
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19th January 17, 02:43 PM
#379
Recycling: The last refuse of a scoundrel.
A dropped slice of pizza will always land topping side down—Papa Murphy's Law.
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20th January 17, 10:40 PM
#380
Hear about the guy who was in charge of the Ennui club?
He was chairman of the bored
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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