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  1. 21st January 17, 08:02 PM #381
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    The pilot was also a great archer because he understood arrow dynamics.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  3. 22nd January 17, 06:29 AM #382
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    Hear about the Texas lawman who took a job at the bank? He's now a Loan Arranger.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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  5. 22nd January 17, 11:17 AM #383
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    arrows

    To be shot at by archers might be a 'arrowing experience.

    One who obsesses about archery might have an arrow mind.

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  7. 22nd January 17, 06:29 PM #384
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    The egg thief was caught poaching.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  9. 23rd January 17, 08:57 AM #385
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    The egg thief was caught poaching.
    I'm still scrambling for a comeback. I think my brain is fried.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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  11. 23rd January 17, 01:32 PM #386
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    Every punishment to be exacted?

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  13. 24th January 17, 02:58 PM #387
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    Exactly right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    I'm still scrambling for a comeback. I think my brain is fried.
    Don't want to coddle you. Don't struggle and it will be over easy.

    JMB

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  17. 25th January 17, 06:35 AM #389
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    Spring is coming soon, much to the gardener's re-leaf.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    vest

    I heard it on NPR:

    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
    An investigator.

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