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  1. 6th May 17, 03:08 PM #431
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    Puns about Communism aren't funny unless everybody gets them.

    Puns about Capitalism get funnier the more you make.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    If it rains any harder, I'm going to need an ark. Fortunately, I Noah guy.

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    It rained so hard even God needed a boat. Fortunately, he had his Ark Angel Gabriel available for the job.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    I'm starting to wonder if this flood of rain puns is going to run for 40 days and 40 nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LANCER1562 View Post
    I'm starting to wonder if this flood of rain puns is going to run for 40 days and 40 nights.
    Long may the rain reign...unless we rein it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Deleted for fear of running afoul of forum rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LANCER1562 View Post
    I'm starting to wonder if this flood of rain puns is going to run for 40 days and 40 nights.
    Don't rain on my parade because I can't make weather puns.
    I gust I must not have good ice sight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    The rain in Maine stays mainly unrestrained. I debated weather to post this or not. Mist have been my aversion to musicals.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    One-quarter acre may not seem like much land, but to me it's a lot.
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