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    I once owned a quarter horse. My brother owned the other three quarters.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Flatfish are never disrespectful. They know their plaice

    I saw crabs on the side walk
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I wrote a poem about a tractor

    It was man verses machine
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Packing a small lunch is hard. I bento ver backwards to get it right.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    What happens when pigs eat fermented grains?

    I don't know. I am stymead.
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    That information must be on a 'mead' to know basis.
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Nessie's favorite chocolate milk mix?
    Nessie's favorite US crime drama from wee back when?




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    My prized set of Tarot cards cost me a fortune.
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    I hated my job at the bakery.

    Now I have a loathe of bread.
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    We had a fire at my bakery yesterday. Now my job is toast. I'd give it up, but I knead the dough.
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