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  1. 24th May 17, 11:06 AM #451
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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    We had a fire at my bakery yesterday. Now my job is toast. I'd give it up, but I knead the dough.
    Wow, that's crumby

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  3. 24th May 17, 11:38 AM #452
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    The fire was a close call. I nearly burned my buns. (My humor always has been half baked.)
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    At yeast, these puns rise to the occasion.

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    Soda truth was revealed...

    It was a Sundae when Abe and Anna split.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I don't understand how precise computer data can become clouded when stored.

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    Last winter I had to travel through a blizzard to get a part for my broken computer. It was a hard drive.
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    Broken computers really byte

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    The rugby players had a scrumptious meal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    A woman went to a restaurant and ordered a cheese-filled blini. The service was very slow and she sang "Someday my blintz will come..."
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I doughnut know that song. Could you hum a few bars?

    Is it anything like the song the woman sang at the camera shop while waiting for her photos to be developed; "Someday my prints will come?"
    Last edited by MNlad; 25th May 17 at 12:25 PM.
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