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  1. 25th May 17, 03:00 PM #461
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    or the one about the athletic amphibian after the games

    The strong and winded toad

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    Ancient orators would sometimes Babylon.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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  5. 25th May 17, 08:54 PM #463
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    Digging a well is on my bucket list.
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  7. 26th May 17, 02:43 AM #464
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    A chef mistook a Realtor's question about the main ingredient of Guacamole by answering, "I've a condo". The Realtor shouldn't have dipped into his business.

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  9. 26th May 17, 11:24 AM #465
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    I learned to make eggs benedict a long time ago in Amsterdam.

    That was back in my Holland days.
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  11. 26th May 17, 07:02 PM #466
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    I was an underachiever in limbo school.
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    Limbo instructors will bend over backwards to help you master the skill.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Eating prunes is the way to go.
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    The chimpanzee figure skaters were amazing!

    They made prime eights
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    The artillery officer wore his dress uniform to the cannonball.
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