Your worst puns

**Blupiper** · 31st May 17, 03:32 PM

Just received this one via text. I apologize if it's a repeat:

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.

JMB

**Mikilt** · 2nd June 17, 12:18 PM

Why did Molière always read at arm's length?

Because he was farce-sighted

**Mikilt** · 2nd June 17, 06:25 PM

I left my girlfriend because she was too witty for me.

But then I rejoinder.

**Mikilt** · 16th June 17, 08:19 AM

I went shopping for cherries and microphones.

Bought a bing, bought a boom.

**Me cousin Jack** · 16th June 17, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

I went shopping for cherries and microphones.

Bought a bing, bought a boom.

That's funny, I went to the store yesterday and bought a brown chicken brown cow

**Me cousin Jack** · 16th June 17, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Blupiper

Just received this one via text. I apologize if it's a repeat:

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.

JMB

Oh mage!

**Mikilt** · 18th June 17, 08:46 PM

I heard about a guy who plugged his keyboard into his radio.

I'd call him an idiot, but that would be stereotyping.

**MNlad** · 19th June 17, 08:13 AM

I'm recruiting actors for a movie about the printing industry.
You might say I'm type casting.

**MNlad** · 19th June 17, 08:43 AM

In WWII the RAF hatched a plan they were sure would shorten the war. The bombing mission was so secret only titled officers were allowed to participate. It was a fly by knight operation.

**Mikilt** · 19th June 17, 01:53 PM

I saw a painting of a bucket. It wasn't very impressive. You might even say it paled compared to other works

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