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    The churches made bets
    Over whose steeple was higher
    The measurer sweat
    He perspired per spire

    Your pardon I beg
    A hen, you can't boost her
    She won't lay more eggs
    Even if you roost her

    In a forest hidden
    His verse ran free
    The poet was sittin'
    'Neath the poet tree
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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