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  1. 3rd September 17, 01:43 PM #1
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    Transcendental pilots fly on a different plane

    I get paid to complain. It's how I pay my rant

    Eating only meat goes against the grain

    For my worn-out 1900s suit, it was rag time
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    The apprentice to the pastry chef was his dough-minion

    His mouthwash collection was in mint condition

    Today I broke my thumb. On the other hand, I’m fine

    I am afraid that if I am reincarnated as a bat, I won't get the hang of it.
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    I know a woman who really loves apple juice. She's always got a glass be cider.
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    Since childhood I've collected fans—hand fans, window fans, ceiling fans, cooling fans, furnace fans, etc. The wife accuses me of being a fan addict.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Defining the color yellow is hard when examples are medi-ochre
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    The photographer took pictures of me in a cornfield

    But he cropped me out.
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    Does that make you a crop failure or did you just not make the cut?
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