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  1. 2nd October 17, 05:07 PM #591
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    I saw so many beautiful baby horses

    It was pretty foal-iage
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Plum sales dried up and I had to prune my inventory.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    an otter walked off with my wallet. is that grand theft otter
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle remus View Post
    an otter walked off with my wallet. is that grand theft otter
    You otter chase after him.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    On the otter hand, maybe he just wanted to weasel his way into your pocket.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    I asked my sister why she cries at weddings. She said, "It's just eye dew"
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    I have been trying to think of a philosophical pun,

    but I just Kant
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMan View Post
    I have been trying to think of a philosophical pun,

    but I just Kant
    philoslothical by michael_malone22, on Flickr
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I think you are putting Descarte before the horse

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    Needed mew shirt...but had no money...so I borrowed it...thought I would get away scot free....but the bank put a leine on it...

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