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18th October 17, 11:30 AM
#611
 Originally Posted by MNlad
This Halloween I was going to dress up as a cardiologist, but I found I just didn't have the heart for it. Then I thought about being an IRS agent but found the thought of it just too taxing.
Yeah, those ornithologist costumes are (say it with me now) for the birds. 
JMB
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19th October 17, 03:12 PM
#612
the future, the present and the past walked into a bar. things got a little tense.
tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill
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19th October 17, 03:14 PM
#613
whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on
tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill
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19th October 17, 03:17 PM
#614
taking a day off isn't something you should do when you work for a calendar company
tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill
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19th October 17, 03:19 PM
#615
a spanish magician says at the end of his act he will disappear on the count of three.
uno
dos
poof
he disappeared without a tres
tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill
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20th October 17, 09:37 AM
#616
I went to a Halloween party the other night. While the costumes were great, I was just there for the boos.
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25th October 17, 04:04 PM
#617
Just got this one from my son:
Don't run with bagpipes--you could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt. 
JMB
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25th October 17, 08:43 PM
#618
Don't run with bagpipes.
You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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26th October 17, 11:46 AM
#619
One day, an American went into a disreputable tartan shop on the Royal Mile. The shop manager approached and asked if he could help. "Yes, I'm looking to have a kilt made in the Dunlop plaid. Do you have any?" asked the tourist. "I'll see", says the manager, who hurries to the back of the shop, and returns with a bolt of a good-looking tartan. "Here's what you're lookin' fae, Sir!" Just then, a slip falls from the folds of the cloth, which the American picks up. "It says MacIntyre!" exclaims the tourist. "Awww, e'erybiddy knaws the Dunlops hae been mackin' tyres fae years!"
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27th October 17, 08:54 AM
#620
the police were called to a daycare center for a three year old who was resisting a rest
tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill
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