X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.

   X Marks Partners - (Go to the Partners Dedicated Forums )
USA Kilts website Celtic Croft website Celtic Corner website Houston Kiltmakers

User Tag List

Page 63 of 69 FirstFirst ... 13536162636465 ... LastLast
Results 621 to 630 of 690

Thread: Your worst puns

  1. 27th October 17, 08:35 PM #621
    macmanjim's Avatar
    macmanjim
    macmanjim is offline
    Join Date
    19th October 17
    Location
    Fountain Hills AZ
    Posts
    176
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    An Innuendo is an Italian suppository.
    American by birth, human by coincidence and earthling by mistake.

  2. The Following 2 Users say 'Aye' to macmanjim For This Useful Post:

    LANCER1562,Profane James
  3. 28th October 17, 03:14 AM #622
    Tarheel
    Tarheel is offline
    Join Date
    5th August 14
    Location
    Oxford, Mississippi
    Posts
    4,756
    Mentioned
    8 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by macmanjim View Post
    An Innuendo is an Italian suppository.
    Figuratively, this is a poignant pun.

  4. The Following 2 Users say 'Aye' to Tarheel For This Useful Post:

    macmanjim,Profane James
  5. 28th October 17, 03:29 AM #623
    Tarheel
    Tarheel is offline
    Join Date
    5th August 14
    Location
    Oxford, Mississippi
    Posts
    4,756
    Mentioned
    8 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    My wife was recruited by a group of retired women spies. They specialize in estrogenage.

  6. The Following 2 Users say 'Aye' to Tarheel For This Useful Post:

    macmanjim,Profane James
  7. 28th October 17, 07:05 AM #624
    ibrew4u's Avatar
    ibrew4u
    ibrew4u is offline
    Join Date
    4th September 16
    Location
    Castle Rock, Colorado
    Posts
    141
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by macmanjim View Post
    An Innuendo is an Italian suppository.
    Any relation to the Suppository Peoples from Uranus?

  8. The Following 3 Users say 'Aye' to ibrew4u For This Useful Post:

    LANCER1562,macmanjim,Profane James
  9. 28th October 17, 07:36 AM #625
    macmanjim's Avatar
    macmanjim
    macmanjim is offline
    Join Date
    19th October 17
    Location
    Fountain Hills AZ
    Posts
    176
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by ibrew4u View Post
    Any relation to the Suppository Peoples from Uranus?
    Could be true
    American by birth, human by coincidence and earthling by mistake.

  10. The Following User Says 'Aye' to macmanjim For This Useful Post:

    Profane James
  11. 2nd November 17, 03:36 PM #626
    Mikilt's Avatar
    Mikilt
    Mikilt is offline
    Join Date
    9th October 10
    Location
    Outskirts of Chicago IL
    Posts
    2,294
    Mentioned
    26 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Never make sheep angry. You don't want them for your ovis-aries
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

  12. The Following User Says 'Aye' to Mikilt For This Useful Post:

    Profane James
  13. 8th November 17, 05:47 AM #627
    Jack Daw
    Jack Daw is offline Dormant Member
    Join Date
    8th January 08
    Location
    The Bayou City - Houston, TX
    Posts
    6,730
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Never make sheep angry. You don't want them for your ovis-aries
    Ovis Presley was an aries?

  14. The Following User Says 'Aye' to Jack Daw For This Useful Post:

    Profane James
  15. 9th November 17, 07:46 PM #628
    Mikilt's Avatar
    Mikilt
    Mikilt is offline
    Join Date
    9th October 10
    Location
    Outskirts of Chicago IL
    Posts
    2,294
    Mentioned
    26 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Clementine was a sweet child of mine
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

  16. The Following User Says 'Aye' to Mikilt For This Useful Post:

    Profane James
  17. 11th November 17, 09:24 PM #629
    Mikilt's Avatar
    Mikilt
    Mikilt is offline
    Join Date
    9th October 10
    Location
    Outskirts of Chicago IL
    Posts
    2,294
    Mentioned
    26 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Therapy dogs are a good cur for depression.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

  18. The Following 2 Users say 'Aye' to Mikilt For This Useful Post:

    Jack Daw,Profane James
  19. 12th November 17, 07:19 AM #630
    Mikilt's Avatar
    Mikilt
    Mikilt is offline
    Join Date
    9th October 10
    Location
    Outskirts of Chicago IL
    Posts
    2,294
    Mentioned
    26 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1 Thread(s)
    Spelling errors make me [SIC]
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

  20. The Following User Says 'Aye' to Mikilt For This Useful Post:

    Profane James
Page 63 of 69 FirstFirst ... 13536162636465 ... LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

» Log in

User Name:

Password:

Not a member yet?
Register Now!

» XMarks Advertisers

Barb Tewksbury website
Renaissance Leather website
Xmarks advertising information
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.0