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15th November 17, 08:13 PM
#631
I am selling my theremin
I haven't touched it in years.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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16th November 17, 04:56 AM
#632
Being blinded by silver is Ag-on-eyes ing
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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16th November 17, 02:04 PM
#633
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Being blinded by silver is Ag-on-eyes ing
Au, that's golden!
JMB
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16th November 17, 04:11 PM
#634
The archeologist was also a lawyer.
He worked pro bone-know.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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23rd November 17, 05:52 PM
#635
Hot dog vendors have Franksgiving
The water heater broke and we couldn't shower. It was stanksgiving
We watched Castaway, Sleepless in Seattle and Saving Private Ryan. It was Hanksgiving
In Egypt they celebrate Ankhsgiving
The weather was cool and humid on Danksgiving
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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26th November 17, 05:16 PM
#636
I had a dream where I weighed less than 1/1000 of a gram.
I was like, 0mg
Originally Posted by Alan H
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28th November 17, 09:15 AM
#637
This Thanksgiving I spilled a whole bottle of Cabernet on my wife's new white dining room rug. On reflection, I told her I thought it looked better in red. Carpet Diem.
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8th December 17, 12:47 PM
#638
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Hot dog vendors have Franksgiving
The water heater broke and we couldn't shower. It was stanksgiving
We watched Castaway, Sleepless in Seattle and Saving Private Ryan. It was Hanksgiving
In Egypt they celebrate Ankhsgiving
The weather was cool and humid on Danksgiving
Celebrated in an M1 Abrahms: Tanksgiving
Celebrated on the Titanic: Sanksgiving
Celebrated in Douglas: Manxgiving (google it--obscure reference.)
JMB
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9th December 17, 06:37 PM
#639
In an alternate reality, Julius Cesar lives to a ripe old age. One day at the retirement forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus. Brutus was a little winded, so Cesar offered a hit from his bellows.
"O2, Brute?"
Originally Posted by Alan H
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13th December 17, 03:19 PM
#640
It was the great holiday feast of venison. But one BBQ wasn't being watched very well. On their investigating the source of too much smoke, someone was heard to yell "its beginning to look a lot like crisp moose"
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