Diversity

[Jack Daw]

It sounds suspiciously much as if you are accusing a distinguished member of the forum (the good Father) of thinking that someone in the rabble might
verge on being well-adjusted. In light of such a thought, and in spite of my normal reserve, as a nod to my above noted commitment
to fairness and diversity I will offer my services as referee should the need arise. I suggest a cage match.

I don’t want to fight Canadians; I just wanna annex Alberta when they’re not looking.