Your worst puns

**Mikilt** · 15th March 18, 08:31 AM

Professors who take attendance are absent-minded.

**Me cousin Jack** · 15th March 18, 03:50 PM

Improper fastening leads to being off kilter.

**Profane James** · 15th March 18, 04:30 PM

(via Facebook)

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00.
It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

**Blupiper** · 23rd March 18, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Mikilt

I asked the producer, "How much does it cost to buy a singing ensemble?"

He said, "You mean a choir?"

I said, "Okay, fine. How much to *acquire* a singing ensemble?"

Not sure I like the tenor of this one. it's alto-gether off key.

JMB

**Blupiper** · 23rd March 18, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Profane James

(via Facebook)

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00.
It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

Yeah and corn is $1.00 per piece. It's a buck an ear.

JMB

**mBoyd** · 26th March 18, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Profane James

(via Facebook)

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00.
It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.

How did Jamaica pie at those rates? I can't find it for less than $3.14 anywhere.

**mBoyd** · 26th March 18, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Blupiper

Not sure I like the tenor of this one. it's alto-gether off key.

JMB

And off scale, bass-ed on the tone. Seems like a lot of treble, too.

**Mikilt** · 5th April 18, 06:28 PM

My friend said he loved swingin' nightclubs.

So I called the golf course and got a midnight tee time

**Mikilt** · 14th April 18, 01:21 PM

There was a wildebeest named Yorick.

I gnu him

**MNlad** · 14th April 18, 02:48 PM

The backyard used to be overrun by the beasts, but they've since moved on. I guess no gnus is good news.

There was a story recently that some zebras were trying to impersonate a herd of wildebeests, but that was just fake gnus.