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26th April 18, 03:52 PM
#681
True story.
My brother was out to eat with my mother and they texted me to ask if I wanted food brought home. I asked for duck. Here is the conversation that ensued:
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 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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26th April 18, 04:44 PM
#682
Pfft... I'd say that was perfect. You can't waste a golden opportunity like that!
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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26th April 18, 04:56 PM
#683
Originally Posted by Profane James
Pfft... I'd say that was perfect. You can't waste a golden opportunity like that!
Ha! Thanks!
I wasn't about to let it go though. I was not done. I assaulted him with puns.
No te gooseta?
Was that pun fowl?
That's just your 'pinion
Birds come from far away for migrate puns
Does my dinner come raptor in a box?
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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26th April 18, 05:01 PM
#684
You're a goldmine...all GOLDEN!
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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27th April 18, 09:25 AM
#685
In Florida Alligators call dogs on leashes, snacks with floss included.
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30th April 18, 08:58 AM
#686
Mr. and Mrs. Bun, the curmudgeons, were not doing well on the bus tour through the blistering Arizona desert. They soon became known as the hot, cross Buns.
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1st May 18, 04:32 PM
#687
Something Fishy
Originally Posted by Mikilt
I may not be able to tuna fish, but I know that halibut B Flat.
This pun just seems to flounder.
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3rd May 18, 04:04 PM
#688
Originally Posted by sitruc090956
This pun just seems to flounder.
Oh, fer cod's sake. That's just crappie. Me and my bigmouth.
JMB
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4th May 18, 11:46 AM
#689
May the fourth be with you, and should you celebrate too much beware the revenge of the fifth
The dieting couple threw their jars of particular dressing in the lake; sinko da mayo
Last edited by Taskr; 4th May 18 at 11:48 AM.
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5th May 18, 02:35 PM
#690
Thoughts from my dog
My dog says that some areas of the floor are better to lick than others.
This has been a puplick surface announcement.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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