True story. Another Scotsman I.D. joke.
A few years ago I was at a construction site. Was introduced to a Scotsman who was the superintendent of the job. When he heard my name he asked me, "Do you know how to tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to laddie?"
I didn't...so he replied, "Ya reach up underneath his kilt and if you grab ahold of a quarter pounder he's a McDonald."
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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