Sir Sean Connery RIP

[DyerStraits]

... and of course ... only sissies make martinis using vodka.

I personally like martinis with either gin or vodka. Gin, like Aquavit, is simply vodka flavoured with specific botanicals. The sissies are the ones who make and consume all sorts of goofy concoctions called a "martini"--or some other name ending with "ini"--that contain anything other than gin or vodka and dry vermouth.