Hamish, I'm not sure how to tell you this, and listen, I like haggis flavour too, but....actually, well, these "little things" are not actually a food item.

Did I ever tell you the trouble I got into as a lad, returning to England after a few years in Australia, where Durex is a brand name for celotape, and then trying to buy it in England where (at the time) it was a brand name for "little things"?