12 Steps for Kilt Wearers

[Celticman]

But enablers expressly imply that there is something wrong with said behaviour.

Wearing a kilt is no wrong... It's my God given right to set my balls free...

Hi.

I have not worn pants now for almost a whole year.

My trooser wearing companions keep trying to lure me back in...

It is actually a 12 step program to free the balls from the clutches of trouser tyranny! The real addiction to overcome are trousers and, as clearly stated in step 3 (Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the freedom and comfort of the kilt), the kilt has the power!

So, to be more precise, would this new 12 step program be more appropriately called "Trousers Annonymous"?

:o

[Jerry]

Ahhh, Padawan, feeling the Power of The Kilt You are.

[A Dhuglas]

I always thought Yoda was a Celt...short...furry...wise...

"...Kilt or kilt not...there are no pants..."

[Dreadbelly]

I actually set fire to a pair of troosers...

[GMan]

I actually set fire to a pair of troosers...

They do make for good kindlin'

[Dreadbelly]

What amazed me was how flamable they were!

[GMan]

Where were the marshmellows?

[Colin]

What amazed me was how flamable they were!

Don't try lighting your acrylic kilt though, it will make those trousers look like a wet log in comparison.