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23rd July 05, 09:03 AM
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If a pair of pants
if a pair of pant makes "him" a man.
What does a pair of a pair of pants make "her"?
Robert "the kilted" Lamb
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23rd July 05, 09:47 AM
#2
No Clue, but being another old bird like you I remember when it was almost as daring for a lady to wear pants to work as it is for us to wear kilts to work now...and when companies prohibited women from wearing pants to work...
Fortunately, their right to wear pants pretty much gives us the right to work kilted (OSHA etc. excepted).
So, God love the ladies.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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23rd July 05, 09:50 AM
#3
![Quote](http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png) Originally Posted by Robert Lamb
What does a pair of a pair of pants make "her"?
Lucille Ball
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23rd July 05, 09:59 AM
#4
Gentlemen, in light of the other semantical gymnastics going on around here I will remind you that "pants" is the original term used for the female garment. Males that don't wear kilts wear trousers.
Mike
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23rd July 05, 10:03 AM
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Oops-pants is a shortened form of 'pantaloons' a male garment.
James
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23rd July 05, 03:56 PM
#6
Here in the UK, when women began wearing 'pants' or 'trousers' regularly (I am thinking of my mother here), they were called "slacks".
As I understand things: British men wore trousers, American men wore pants and women wore slacks.
[B][I][U]No. of Kilts[/U][/I][/B][I]:[/I] 102.[I] [B]"[U][B]Title[/B]"[/U][/B][/I]: Lord Hamish Bicknell, Laird of Lochaber / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Scottish Tartans Authority / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Royal Scottish Country Dance Society / [U][I][B]Member:[/B][/I][/U] The Ardbeg Committee / [I][B][U]My NEW Photo Album[/U]: [/B][/I][COLOR=purple]Sadly, and with great regret, it seems my extensive and comprehensive album may now have been lost forever![/COLOR]/
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23rd July 05, 04:02 PM
#7
![Quote](http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png) Originally Posted by Hamish
Here in the UK, when women began wearing 'pants' or 'trousers' regularly (I am thinking of my mother here), they were called "slacks".
As I understand things: British men wore trousers, American men wore pants and women wore slacks.
Whatever name they go by they are uncomfortable unless they are as baggy as the ones MC Hammer wore. Man am I the youngest one here?
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23rd July 05, 04:12 PM
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![Quote](http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png) Originally Posted by CoryLymanMcHenry
Whatever name they go by they are uncomfortable unless they are as baggy as the ones MC Hammer wore. ![Twisted Evil](http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif) Man am I the youngest one here?
As I am almost certainly the oldest one here, you could well be the youngest!
Oh, and who is MC Hammer? I don't think I have heard of him!
[B][I][U]No. of Kilts[/U][/I][/B][I]:[/I] 102.[I] [B]"[U][B]Title[/B]"[/U][/B][/I]: Lord Hamish Bicknell, Laird of Lochaber / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Scottish Tartans Authority / [B][U][I]Life Member:[/I][/U][/B] The Royal Scottish Country Dance Society / [U][I][B]Member:[/B][/I][/U] The Ardbeg Committee / [I][B][U]My NEW Photo Album[/U]: [/B][/I][COLOR=purple]Sadly, and with great regret, it seems my extensive and comprehensive album may now have been lost forever![/COLOR]/
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23rd July 05, 04:14 PM
#9
;) Hamish are you serious?
Well LOL if you are he was big here in the USA in the 80's kind of a hip hop artist.
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23rd July 05, 11:36 PM
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![Quote](http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png) Originally Posted by Hamish
Oh, and who is MC Hammer? I don't think I have heard of him!
Well he's obviously Scottish, with a name like McHammer! ;)
He's not into kilt checks though...when a lady approaches he tells them, "Can't touch this."
Andrew.
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