Three things jumped out in my mind when i read your post.

1:You are indeed a woman,i'm new so you're the first woman i've read from...did catch me by suprise,pleasently as it were.
2:You make kilts! As with some of the other kiltsmen here,i would have n.p. whatsover being a guinie pig (though there is that distance issue...darn the man!)
3:Enter the haggis! Sweeeet.

In closing,i allready like ya,"good fer you"-bartlebee from, "Dogma".

and since no one else has offered you you're first beer,allow me.

<===ok,the first three,best way to convince a woman into makin a kilt i hear.