Who is Freelander?

[Jimmy Carbomb]

Who's "Freelander"?

Hell... we've been asking that question for MONTHS!

Here, I thought he was just some Norwegian nut that wore kilts in the snow! Next thing we know, he's producing some of the most original, beautiful and well-constructed sporrans in the world. Mine get compliments and raves everywhere I go!

If you only have the funds for ONE sporran that will handle formal and casual wear... these are the "ticket".

[Riverkilt]

Warning: There is a downside to the Freelander Sporran.

Though David speaks English the sporrans were born in Norway and both of mine only seem to speak Norwegian.

I've obtained some help in learning to give them commands in Norwegian but they're obstinant little (actually quite big) sporrans.

They are often yammering away at each other in Norwegian and I suspect they are talking about me.

I managed to secretly tape one of their conversations and played it back for a Norwegian friend. He says they're making fun of me...claim I'm delusional...having audio hallucinations....then joking that I have no clue they actually communicate by telepathy and the Norwegian yammering is a ruse to throw me off.

If they don't stop soon I'm gonna microwave them and eat them with some garlic and gravy. They do smell delicious.
Ron