Things you can't do in a kilt

[Satirist]

I also have a recumbent bicycle that I enjoy, and a unicycle that I fool around with, neither of which work well with a kilt, for both practical and aesthetic reasons.

I forgot about my unicycle. LOL. That would be funny. Yea, that's one more thing I wouldn't do in a kilt. Regimental could be painful.

[Jerry]

I know one thing I can't do in a kilt.

I can't go run with the bulls in Spain. But that is because I have a gimpy leg and can't run.

However, if I had two good legs and the means to go, I wonder if a kilt would be a good garment to run with... Could get snagged on the horns!

Maybe a Sportkilt. The velcro would pull apart if it got snagged.

[Jerry]

"I won't wrestle alligators in a kilt."

Wrestle alligators in Philidelphia? Can you find an alligator in Philidelphia?

Dread, would have an easier time finding one in SC.

I grew up in south Louisiana, and I have seen people try to wrestle alligators, but never in a kilt.

Scot

I've never seen an Alligator in a kilt.

[Jerry]

As I'm nearly seventy this goes a long way back.

But never-never annoy a schoolmaster when wearing the kilt.

James

I would say, never annoy a schoolmaster (principal in the USA) no matter what you are wearing!

[Graham]

This has been posted before, but it's a reminder that nothing is impossible kilted!

[Sherry]

Oh, James, you've got to tell your story!

As far as the swimming goes, I'd definitely avoid chlorinated pools. :-D

Sherry

[Jewddha]

Rowing, sculling especially!

[Brasilikilt]

I would highly advise AGAINST doing Capoeira while kilted!!

[binx]

Road and Mountain biking.

Yep, a Utilikilt's great for this!

binx

[Mr. Kilt]

Thank ye.

Really, all you have to do is look at it objectively. An aligator is really just a pile of purses, handbags, and shoes. And maybe a couple of sporrans. None of those things are really dangerous.

Another post like this and I'll have to replace my monitor AND my keyboard!
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