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    Hey, you guys don't hassle me much.

    Last night at dinner a drunken guy asks me, "Hey, what's with the shorts??"

    I very firmly and politely told him, "Its a KILT..." Later he thanked me for not punching him....that was weird...he was afraid of a 61yo guy in a kilt...

    This morning at breakfast my 5 year old grand daughter says, "Granddaddy, you wore the same skirt yesterday." I told her, "Its called a kilt honey."... wore it two days in a row since her mother, my lovely daughter, woke me up out of sound sleep and said the kids needed breakfast "now"....

    Sometimes the ******** detector feature of my kilts makes me feel like I'm being pecked to death by chickens...

    No, my granddaughter's not an ********...she's only five. The drunk at the restaurant was an ******** though...

    Being the only kilted one in town this place is a respite, and a place to recharge and refuel with support an determination.

    Ron
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    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    see Ron... I find it's much more like being nibbled to death by ducks...

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    ******** detector working

    I know what you mean about the jerks trying to start somthing, I met up with the boss to do karaoke friday night, and my wife noticed a biker type kept walking by and saying comments/whistleing ect trying to get my attention....well it kinda helps that Im deaf in one ear, it also helps that it was kinda loud but I didnt even notice he was being an @$$..I was just enjoying myself!

    btw I remember seeing some posts from guys saying that their wives arent very supportive of their kilt wearing, so before my wife and I went out I mentioned something about that, and said "thanks for being ok with me wearing a kilt out and about " and she said " well you wore a kilt before I met you, its a part of who you are , and Im not gonna change that! " DAMN I love that woman!!


    Scott
    Irish diplomacy: is telling a man to go to he)) in such a way that he looks forward to the trip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper
    I know what you mean about the jerks trying to start somthing, I met up with the boss to do karaoke friday night, and my wife noticed a biker type kept walking by and saying comments/whistleing ect trying to get my attention....well it kinda helps that Im deaf in one ear, it also helps that it was kinda loud but I didnt even notice he was being an @$$..I was just enjoying myself!

    btw I remember seeing some posts from guys saying that their wives arent very supportive of their kilt wearing, so before my wife and I went out I mentioned something about that, and said "thanks for being ok with me wearing a kilt out and about " and she said " well you wore a kilt before I met you, its a part of who you are , and Im not gonna change that! " DAMN I love that woman!!


    Scott
    That's why you go regimental, so when you kick them in the head they get an additional viewing suprise. :grin:

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    Quote Originally Posted by j__z
    That's why you go regimental, so when you kick them in the head they get an additional viewing suprise. :grin:
    And you can stand nose to nose with em and pee on their leg without fumbling with a zipper. :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubba
    And you can stand nose to nose with em and pee on their leg without fumbling with a zipper. :mrgreen:

    You owe me a new keyboard. I just sprayed what I was drinking on it. The guy across my office is also staring at me. :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by j__z
    You owe me a new keyboard. I just sprayed what I was drinking on it. The guy across my office is also staring at me. :mrgreen:
    You're new. You'll learn not to drink while reading posts.

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