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9th November 05, 07:31 PM
#1
The Brit's joke of the Scots was the bagpipes.
The Scot's joke on the Brits? They learned to play 'em!
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Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: You throw the accordion into the dumpster and it lands on the bagpipes.
(That was originally an accordion and a banjo, but it works.)
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9th November 05, 09:48 PM
#2
Definition of a gentleman...someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't. 
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