It's not what I would be able to pay that is the problem.

To get legal in Canada it took me two years and over 4 thousand US dollars.

I tried to hire Oliver Gifford but had the same problem.

Now, if your serious I guess we could sneak you across the border in the trunk of my car. Then I could hold your illeagal immigrant status over your head for the rest of your life. I wouldn't have to pay you more than $2.00 cdn a day and feed you ramen noodles and Kraft dinners. You can sleep under the layout table in the shop. (It will hold down the rat problem)
Then I'll steal your X Marks nic and post all kinds of wonderful comments about the great time your having and others will want the same deal.

OH the mind is awhirl with the possibilities.