Sir Nick
Well you looked a very fine figure of a man indeed, in the first photo. One I'd welcome along on any serious quest I might endeavor. (You wouldn't mind kitting out the company in chainmail would you? We'd stand you pint or two for your trouble.)
It was your second and more, em....candid photo that jerked my sporran strap.Have you no shame man? A close up of the very UNDERSIDE of your apron!! And not just that, but literally threatening to expose your, umm, your, your.....piece!
That's right your time piece! Oh I tell ye, the MODS will be all over this thread in a minute. Just you see.
(But keep in mind the quest thing. You'd look smashing in a fur lined leather jerkin.)![]()
In jest,
Valiant Vincent












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