I hear you, Ron. I've ordered a SportKilt Royal Stewart, a Stillwater Black Heavyweight, a Stillwater 2006 Nightstalker Standard, and a Country Sporran from the Scottish Tartans Museum all in the last two weeks. Last night I had my first dream kilted.

I've just been wearing kilts since August and my kilt count is 13. Now I'm thinking about 13 possibly being an unlucky number, and looking at the casual kilt tartan's at Rocky's site.

I was already referred to Dr. Freud (who looked great in his Stillwater Black Stewart), and he said there is no cure for the addiction. He recommends never again going bifucated - it will lead to another kilt buying spree. He said 3/4 turns to check out your pleats in the mirror is totally normal though :-D