Kilted Observations

[Yaish]

After nearly two years being kilted full time, I have a few observations to make.

- I have no hair on the inside of my thighs. Lack of underwear means it all wears off

- Women love kilts. Women are shameless, and get away with behaviour that would put men in jail were the sexes reversed.

- I cannot ever commit a crime. Everyone knows me, even if I have only been to a place once.

- When you see people whispering, its probably about you. Mostly this is a good thing.

- People are very interested in my underwear, or lack thereof.

- Women love kilts. I mentioned this already, but it bears repeating.

- Kilts mean men have to accessorize. I never before bought boots, shirts, or belts with a mind to how they matched the garments on my lower body. Kilts changed that.

- Yes I am Irish, but that hasnt got anything to do with it. They are comfortable.

- No I am not Scottish, but that doesnt matter, they are comfortable.

- I am not cold. In fact, I am probably warmer than you are.

- Thank you, I know I have nice legs, but you are a 60 year old woman and I dont know quite how to answer when you say it *that way*.

- No, I dont play the bagpipes.

- Yes, I do "throw those telephone pole things".

And the number one thing I have noticed since I started wearing a kilt:

- Women love kilts. Really. I mean it.

[Southern Breeze]

Here's to kilts!

[Robin]

And...women love kilts!

[Magnus Sporrano]

I mostly agree but I think you understated one important point: women adore men in kilts.

[GlassMan]

I would like to second all of the things you said.

Sadly, I can't say that I throw cabers (sp?) but I wish I could. They don't yet have a wheelchair division!

And I would like to add one thing: Quite a few men also like men in kilts!

[Riverkilt]

Crack me up!

Sure fits for my experience too.

I have noticed that SOME lesbian women seem put out that I am kilted, like I'm stealing something from them...even though they don't wear skirts or dresses themselves. Their comments and questions tend to be nasty and aggressive...("How do you sit down to take a dump in that?") :sad:

There is no more comfortable garment to wear when driving, particularly long distances.

The sudden neck twists from double takes and "the look" have no doubt been a boon to the chiropractic business.

Ron

[Wompet]

After nearly two years being kilted full time, I have a few observations to make.

- I have no hair on the inside of my thighs. Lack of underwear means it all wears off

- Women love kilts. Women are shameless, and get away with behaviour that would put men in jail were the sexes reversed.

- I cannot ever commit a crime. Everyone knows me, even if I have only been to a place once.

- When you see people whispering, its probably about you. Mostly this is a good thing.

- People are very interested in my underwear, or lack thereof.

- Women love kilts. I mentioned this already, but it bears repeating.

- Kilts mean men have to accessorize. I never before bought boots, shirts, or belts with a mind to how they matched the garments on my lower body. Kilts changed that.

- Yes I am Irish, but that hasnt got anything to do with it. They are comfortable.

- No I am not Scottish, but that doesnt matter, they are comfortable.

- I am not cold. In fact, I am probably warmer than you are.

- Thank you, I know I have nice legs, but you are a 60 year old woman and I dont know quite how to answer when you say it *that way*.

- No, I dont play the bagpipes.

- Yes, I do "throw those telephone pole things".

And the number one thing I have noticed since I started wearing a kilt:

- Women love kilts. Really. I mean it.

Only nine months full-time for me, but:
No hair loss yet - in fact, the hair that was worn off by stuff in my pockets has grown back.
Yep.
Ditto.
Ditto.
Ditto.
Yep yep.
Ditto.
Ditto.
Ottid - Scots American.
Ditto.
Madam, you're old enough to be my mother. Stop that right now.
You don't want to hear me try and play the pipes. Trust me.
I'm starting with fence posts and working my way up.
Yep Yep YEP.

[GMan]

I do understand the not committing a crime comment, of course I really do not feel compelled to do it. You do stand out!

I have noticed that everyone loves the kilt male and female.

[Yaish]

Well I dont plan on commiting a crime either, but if I was to punch a guy in the nose and then run away it wouldnt be long before someone said "Yeah I know that guy, he goes to _____ all the time..."

[auld argonian]

However, would someone explain the thing about women and men in kilts to my wife....she doesn't seem to be getting it.

Best

AA