OK, a crazy idea: Kilt Camp

[The Wizard of BC]

Barb,

It would be a real honour to host you and your family here in Victoria.

This is where you would be staying.

http://www.earleclarkehouse.com/

The owners are Peter Such (renown author & Professor Emeritus) and his wife Joyce who is a well known artist and Gormet cook.
Peter is a customer is mine. The Earl Clarke House is a stones throw down the street from my home and two blocks from the shop.

We would find some way to cover your expenses. Don't have all the details until I speak to Peter.

For the rest of you plebes we would perhaps rent the gym of the High School. (scene of filming for the "scream" movies) Army cots, food over colman stoves, and outdoor plumbing just to give an authentic "Camp" atmosphere. ;-) ;-)

[Southern Breeze]

I suppose everyone could bring their all pants so we could have a nightly bonfire.