I went to get my haircut the other day, and everyone in the barber shop thought I was a highland athlete. I had on my black UK, my homemade camo sporran, white cilt socks, an old t-shirt and my black shoes. They asked me where my 'whiskey and my bagpipes were?' and that I 'must be a real scots-man because I had my sporran', I just laughted , even with my back injury, I'm still must be a big guy.;)