Utilikilt - sporran or no?

[Beery]

I don't think a sporran is going to make that much of a difference unless you wear it rather low which looks rather awkward...

Not sure where other folks' sporrans usually lay, but I can't see how it would ride too high unless the 'wedding tackle' was hanging very low indeed. See the image on this page - the bottom of the sporran is about where the ends of the fingers are, and unless peoples' anatomy is much different from mine, this sporran would almost entirely cover my 'naughty bits', thereby preventing any wind-caused fashion malfunctions.

I can accept the kilt flying up in the rear, but I don't want to be accused of indecent exposure due to it flying up in front, and a sporran would prevent that, since it should hang low enough to cover that area (according to what I've read that's why it was placed at the front originally).