I'm sorry but if a man had taken a picture up a women's skirt he would be arrested and charged with a felony and been branded a sexual predator for the rest of his life.

Yet why do people feel it's perfectly all right to do it to someone in a kilt?

I was at a wedding last April kilted and several people surprised me by quickly shoving the disposable cameras on each table under my kilt to snap a picture. I was recovering from surgery so I was in a wheelchair at the time. I'm just glad that I was wearing something underneath and that it was clean.

But the bride and groom were not happy with that many photos of my underwear.

Of course, even the professional wedding photographer got in on the act. He put all of the official wedding photos online for people to purchase if desired and there were tons of me and several closeups of my formal sporran.

The groom even commented asking why everyone at the wedding was so fascinated by my crotch.