...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

[toadinakilt]

if you can list off at least 10 different kilt makers, and the websites, materials, construction techniques, and average prices for each, to anybody who says, "Nice kilt, where'd you get it?", you're probably an X-Marker.

[646guy]

if you can list off at least 10 different kilt makers, and the websites, materials, construction techniques, and average prices for each, to anybody who says, "Nice kilt, where'd you get it?", you're probably an X-Marker.

Oh God...I did that earlier this week with someone who wanted to find a specific tartan...I started running off a list of websites off the top of my head as if I was speaking in tongues....

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

If your user ID on another web site is, or resembles, "Kiltedredneck", you might be an Xmarker..

[Southern Breeze]

If you've got pictures of Hamish's Kollection on your closet door....

If every full moon you burn a pair of pants as an offering to the kilt gods..

If you face Scotland when you put on and take off your kilt...

If you've worn out 6 copies of Braveheart...

You might be an X-Marker.

[dwg]

If you've got pictures of Hamish's Kollection on your closet door....


You might be an X-Marker.

now that is funny (sorry Ham)

Derek

[MacMullen]

• If you have more kilts than your wife has skirts...

• If your wife wears the pants in the family...

• If people tell you that you have nice legs...

• If chicks dig you...

• If people ask you if you're Scottish...

• If people ask you to play the pipes at their wedding/Burn's Supper/etc...

• If your pajamas are "tartan", not "plaid"...

Then you might be an X-Marker.

[davedove]

If you find yourself trying to identify the tartan on a restaurant tablecloth, you might be an Xmarker!

[Jerry]

If your user ID on another web site is, or resembles, "Kiltedredneck", you might be an Xmarker..

Thanks, KCW. I also use redneckcelt on another site.

[GlassMan]

If you can discuss the customs regulations for tartan yardage versus completed kilts for several shipping agencies (UPS vs FedEx vs USPS) then you might be an XMarker.

If you can show your flashes in public and not worry about being hauled off to jail for public indecency, then you might be an Xmarker.

If you are forced to wear shorts or pants and find yourself doing a butt-sweep when sitting down anyway, then you might be an XMarker.

If you talk late into the night on the phone with your mother to get tips on pleating fabric perfectly, then you might be an XMarker.

If you're a man whose concept of "accessories" includes more than just a wedding ring and a watch, then you might be an XMarker.