If you check Stillwaters site more than you check your E-Mail...

If you no longer remember your underwear size...

If you know the shipping time from Scotland to the U.S...

If you know the location of every fabric store and thrift shop in a 100 mile radius..

If your Sporran collection outnumbers your wifes purse collection...

If you get E-mails from your sister asking how to wash hose....

You might be an X-Marker.