- If you have more kilts than your wife has skirts...
- If your wife wears the pants in the family...
- If people tell you that you have nice legs...
- If chicks dig you...
- If people ask you if you're Scottish...
- If people ask you to play the pipes at their wedding/Burn's Supper/etc...
- If your pajamas are "tartan", not "plaid"...
Then you might be an X-Marker.












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