Quote Originally Posted by ByDand
Graham, you look very good in yours but how did you get that lovely young lady to stand next to you?
I had to pay her
She is my SCD teacher, we were off to a Burns Supper in another city. She accompanied me because my wife was out of town.

I now jokingly refer to her as wife No.2 (my wife doesn't like that joke, Australians have no sense of humour)