They had women's curling playing on the trading floor this morning. One of teh traders was totally clueless about the sport so I started explaining the rules as I saw on TV a few days before. Soon I had all of the eyes staring at me as if I was in my kilt and had grown nine heads.

"So you've played this before?" one of the traders asked.

*pause*

"Oh yeah...right after I severely sprained my ankle doing some twizzles when I was an ice dancer and had to give that up."

The worst part is...he believed me on the ice dancer part....