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23rd February 06, 11:18 AM
#1
 Originally Posted by Kid Cossack
"Two corporals and a sergeant."
Buahahaha
Last edited by Jeremiah; 23rd February 06 at 11:21 AM.
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23rd February 06, 11:46 AM
#2
"My hose and ghillies" is my favorite for when I'm not wearing boots...
"My knees."
"A whole new world."
"That's for me to know and you to wish you did."
the blue ribbon comment is good, yes, and I like the two hangers and a night-fighter comment...
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23rd February 06, 12:32 PM
#3
A kilted Celt on the border.
Kentoc'h mervel eget bezañ saotret
Omne bellum sumi facile, ceterum ægerrume desinere.
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23rd February 06, 02:02 PM
#4
you can also check here http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=15306 for responces provided by own own members
ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT!
WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child… she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me."
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23rd February 06, 02:22 PM
#5
Do what you did in school when you had a question,
raise your hand and find out.
My favorite of all time "The last chicken in the butchers shop"
dave
Clan Lamont!
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23rd February 06, 09:39 PM
#6
To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.
Dignity rather than a response.
James.
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23rd February 06, 09:49 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by James
To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.
Dignity rather than a response.
James.
Thats the way I handle it, unfortunatly you can still get in trouble. Last Oct. I was at work when someone working across the road yelled "whats under your skirt"? I ignored him but one of the guys on my crew yelled back "go ask your wife"!!
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24th February 06, 05:11 PM
#8
 Originally Posted by James
To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.
Dignity rather than a response.
James.
Bravo! Well said, James.
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8th March 06, 09:49 AM
#9
 Originally Posted by James
To deign any response only perpetuates the problem: ignore such questions, rather than stooping to their level.
Dignity rather than a response.
James.
True, but an off the wall response and people reaction is part of the fun of that question.
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24th February 06, 06:24 AM
#10
Here are a few I found while surfing the net.
Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn't ask.
She was right, God bless 'er.
Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra?
To a lady at church: What God graced me with.
"A day spent in the fields and woods, or on the water should not count as a day off our allotted number upon this earth."
Jerry, Kilted Old Fart.
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