I hear ya, Phil. Yeah, kids are the biggest threat to my dangling participles. Even if they are not swinging fists to watch men flinch, just their lack of coordination can send their heavy skulls crashing into sporrans.

Yeah, a sporran isn't a substitute for an athletic cup, but it is better than nothing. I wonder if that is why some sporrans are made out of animal faces? Ya know, to scare off potential threats?

-ian