"Perfect" Book Titles

[Sherry]

“Wouldn’t it be funny if you were sitting on the subway reading a book called How to Murder a Complete Stranger and Get Away with It?” What?

Sometimes it’s easiest to just nod your head and smile. But, thankfully, designer Michelle Watters was paying attention — because her FlapArt book covers are an absolute riot. Choose from more than twenty shocking titles like Do-It-Yourself Liposuction and Fast Track to Prison— Exploring the Many Benefits of Life Behind Bars. Just fold the jacket over your latest hardcover and watch eyebrows shoot up.

Want to really freak people out? Peer shadily over the pages of How to Overcome Nymphomania or flash a satisfied smile as you flip through The Art of Fart Projection."

http://flapart.ca/cms__products.php?catid=1

I may get the Murder one.

[mexpiper]

HA HA, I loved that idea. I usually take my hard covers to the beach to read. Maybe a title like "How To drown your friend, and make it look like an accident", and maybe i should bring an extra towel and flip-flops. Than wait for reactions.

[GlassMan]

I think I may get:

How to Make your Grandmother a Porn Star
Back Cover Reads: 10 ways to profit off your grandmother, teach your grandmother how to love herself and her body.

That ought to get some odd looks on the Metro!

[mkmound]

Those are terrific!! I may have to get a couple!

Mark

[UmAnOnion]

In these overly PC/sensitive times, i would be a bit worried that doing something like that would get me arrested for some stupid reason...

Then again, I am the type who loves to say 'provocative' things when i know people are eavesdropping just to see their reaction....

[starbkjrus]

That's hilarious! Hmmmmmm. <plotting>